FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do you have any children?
A: Obviously not.

Q: How did you become so proficient at napping?
A: I attribute my advanced skills to talent, mentors, and practice.

According to my mother, I showed an innate talent for napping as a child. Apparently, as an infant, I looked like a squirrel. So perhaps hibernation genes played a role.

My father was (and still is) a world-class napper. But he was humble. If you asked him if he was napping, he would say, "No, I was just resting my eyes." Although he never played golf, he taught me to appreciate the final round on Sunday afternoon -- serene settings, conservative attire, whispering announcers. He called it "The Perfect Lull."

And of course, I honed my skills with years of practice, practice, practice. You don't become a five-naps-a-day napper overnight.

Q: How did you become so proficient at quilting?
A: I'm not! You're embarrassing me!